Victorian Jokes
from
History
Today
Doesn't it make you dizzy to
waltz? Yes, but one must get used to it, you know. It's the way of
the whirled.
Why is a dog like a tree?
Because they both lose their bark once they're dead.
"I have the best wife in the world," said the long-suffering husband. "She always strikes me with the soft end of the broom."
Who is the greatest
chicken-killer in Shakespeare? Macbeth, because he did murder most
foul.
Mr. Dolley (bitterly): 'You
refuse me but you never refused my presents!'
Miss Gilgal: 'Well they were
of some value.'
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