Doesn't it make you dizzy to waltz? Yes, but one must get used to it, you know. It's the way of the whirled.
Why is a dog like a tree? Because they both lose their bark once they're dead.
"I have the best wife in the world," said the long-suffering husband. "She always strikes me with the soft end of the broom."
Who is the greatest chicken-killer in Shakespeare? Macbeth, because he did murder most foul.
Mr. Dolley (bitterly): 'You refuse me but you never refused my presents!'
Miss Gilgal: 'Well they were of some value.'