A Few Victorian Jokes
Victorian Jokes
from
History
Today
Doesn't it make you dizzy to
waltz? Yes, but one must get used to it, you know. It's the way of
the whirled.
Why is a dog like a tree?
Because they both lose their bark once they're dead.
"I have the best wife in the world," said the long-suffering husband. "She always strikes me with the soft end of the broom."
Who is the greatest
chicken-killer in Shakespeare? Macbeth, because he did murder most
foul.
Mr. Dolley (bitterly): 'You
refuse me but you never refused my presents!'
Miss Gilgal: 'Well they were
of some value.'
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